Label: "One swallow does make a summer - Gold medal winning beers"
Brewery: Batemans
ABV: 4.2%
Rating: "A golden pale ale with an aroma of biscuity malt, orange fruit and grassy hops"
Game: Maybe I was a little harsh with my One Word Review of Monsters the other day. It's not shit, it's more like, meh. It might be an allegory of war or something. A more in-depth review (with spoiler): the films protagonists both sleep a lot, she needs a wee a lot and then two massive octopuses shag. The End.
I'm giving Portal 2 8 out of 10 by the way. It's great but hurts my withered old brain.
