Strong Pale Ale (Gun)

Name: Strong Pale Ale
Label: "Velo Dog - Brewed using Sussex spring water, pale malts and lots of refreshing zesty hops"
Brewery: Gun Brewery
ABV: 5.5%

Tasting notes: "A strong American Pale Ale brewed using a combination of very pale malts and lots of refreshing zesty hops."

Game: We detest endless runners. They're a bit like pissing in the wind... or running in the wind for that matter, both wind related activities being pretty horrible. Trust then, in Nintendo to make a mobile app runner that ends and is Mario!  Mario runs automatically and you just tap to jump. Sounds over-simplistic, no? Getting those fiendish special coins takes a seriously high level of tapping skills though.

Rating: 9 toads out of 10

Smoked Rye (Gun Brewery)

Name: Smoked Rye
Label: "Base Ejection - A satisfying balance of spice and smoke, brewed using Sussex spring water. Vegan."
Brewery: Gun Brewery
ABV: 4.7%

Tasting notes: "Our refreshing modern take on a classic Bavarian recipe has a subtle spiciness from rye blended with a hint of German beech smoked malt. The result is a satisfying balance of flavours - enjoy! A hobo was simply a migratory laborer; he may have taken some longish holidays but sooner or later he returned to work. His life was a dangerous one. To help cope with its uncertainties, hobos developed a system, which they would chalk on walls to provide directions, information and warnings to others. The symbol in our logo means Man With Gun Lives Here. But fear not, our beer won't force you to raise your hands any higher than your hips."

Game: Quick go of Far Cry: Blood Dragon. It's movies from the 80's in video game form. It's great but can't help thinking they could have just done a Far Cry game with proper dinosaurs in it.

Rating: 7 missed opportunities out of 10