Rockin Robin (Staffordshire Brewery)

Name: Rockin Robin
Label: "Don't get in a flap - Rock on with a beer"
Brewery: Staffordshire Brewery
ABV: 4.8%

Rating: "A strong ruby beer - When you see robin rocking you've drunk too much beer."

Game: Yay it's Christmas! Cue many late Christmas posts and Christmas related ales!  New additions to the game collection now include The Wolf Among Us and Dragon Age Inquisition.  The Wolf Among Us is Telltale Games at it's finest. Wasn't sure I'd get into it because it's fairytale based so not as realistic as Walking Dead, Game of Thrones or Santa. But somehow it's still amazing! 9/10.

Abbot Ale (Greene King)

Name: Abbot Ale
Label: "Brewed longer for a distinctive full flavour"
Brewery: Greene King
ABV: 5.0%

Rating: Great and doesn't taste like religion

Game: In need of a new game at the moment but not sure what to get. Christmas soon and the fatty in the red suit is bringing me Wolverine and some vouchers for Game hopefully. Bring it Mr Claus, bring it.

Rosey Nosey (Batemans)

Name: Rosey Nosey
Label: "Independent since 1874"
Brewery: Batemans
ABV: 4.9%

Rating: Its got Santa on the label so it's ace. If you don't like Christmas for no good reason then you suck. If you want, send reasons for not liking Christmas to me so I can judge whether you suck or not.  Some responses:
1. "My Grandad died on Christmas morning". Judgment - you don't suck. Your Grandad sucks for dying at Christmas and spoiling it for everyone else. 
2. "I hate all the expensive Christmas shopping, the Christmas songs and trying to find a parking space". Judgement - you totally suck. Stop being such a tight arse, everyone is abit poorer at the moment not just whingey you, enjoy the music, you only hear it once a year rather than the normal sh*t you listen to everyday, get to the shops earlier so you can find a car parking space.

Game: After the slightly violent previous post this post focuses on other, non-violent, aspects of Assassin's Creed 2.  Erm... it looks fantastic, superb musical score and sound effects, it's got horses in it and some eagles.