Icelandic Toasted Porter (Einstök Ölgerð)

Name: Icelandic Toasted Porte
Label: "Ale brewed with Icelandic roasted coffee"
Brewery: Einstök Ölgerð
ABV: 6.0%

Tasting notes: "With clear notes of toffee and dark chocolate, this Porter is roasty and rich, offering a medium body that is robust, yet smooth on the palate. Toasted and chocolate malts give it a sinister black color, but its easy-to-drink taste will have you believing that there's no more need to be afraid of the dark"

Game: Just put on FIFA 15 after months of playing PES 2016. Oh my... I remember this happened a few years ago too. FIFA is better than PES! Even an old FIFA is better than a new PES! It's official. It's fact. This is the definitive word on FIFA vs PES. Now don't ever bring the argument up again!! FIFA 15: 8/10, PES 2016: 6/10

Ruby Ale (Tesco)

Name: Ruby Ale
Label: "Rich & Smooth Roasted Barley Character"
Brewery: Tesco - can't actually see a brewery name on the bottle so we'll just go with Tesco.
ABV: 4.1%

Tasting notes: "Full of flavoursome roasted barley malt, ruby in colour with a rich fruity taste and dry bitterness to finish."   Tesco is the best supermarket cos they now make beer!

Game: It's that time of year again, PES and FIFA time. As FIFA 14 and FIFA 15 seemed identical to me, I've opted for PES 2016 this year. Seemed like the same old PES routine at first, turn off appalling menu music, check, rename all the English teams to the real names, check, rename all the stadiums, check. Yaaaaaaaaawn. But the actual footy is brilliant! Other than the atrocious graphics on crowd close-ups spoiling the illusion a bit, the actual playing of the footballs is superb 9/10.