Wednesday, 23 November 2011

March of the Penguins (Williams Bros)

March of the Penguins (Williams Bros)
Name: March of the Penguins
Label: "Smooth creamy stout - Microbrewed for maximum flavour! - Brewed in Alloa"
Brewery: Williams Bros Brewing Co
ABV: 4.9%

Rating: "A silky smooth stout brewed with a blend of chocolate malt and roasted barley combined with lovely hop aromas and a spicy, fruity finish." Drink this whilst fighting the Penguin in Arkham City. Gotta be done.

Game: Perrenial nipple-head MP Keith Vaz is at it again spouting his hateful bullshit in the direction of video games. This time he's linking Modern Warfare 3 to the July 7 London bombings. A pretty disgusting thing to say really just to gain some cheap publicity. One chap on Facebook added a great comment something along the lines of, "AGAINST pretend war, FOR real war. Interesting moral position."

I'd like to lob a little hate-filled hand grenade in Vaz's general direction, but I'm not a violent person. Even though I've been playing violent games for the past twenty five years!

7 comments:

James Sterling said...

How is even possible?! MW3 only just came out!

Bickle77 said...

I know! It's such an odd thing to say. And to link video games to a real-life terrorist attack for political gain is quite frankly disgusting.

The Elderly said...

Took me a wee while, but I made us some virtual molotovs, but first a drink of beer to improve our aim!

Bickle77 said...

Absolutely! It's a proven scientific fact that there's a direct correlation between increase in aiming accuracy of incendiary devices and amount of beer imbibed.

Thanks for the molotovs, they're just the ticket!

The Elderly said...

we got a problem...

(stares with diminished vision at the bottle in his hand...)

...why am I drinking out of two bottles ?

Hic!...

:(

Bickle77 said...

Violence is never the answer anyway. Drinking however mostly definitely is :) So you've drank ALL of those molotovs have you? *sigh* I shall acquire some slightly less high-proof beverages from my conveniently placed fridge...

The Elderly said...

:D

Beer, beer beer diddly beer hic!

oops pardon!

Here's to Mr.Fridge inventor par excellance...