Saturday, 8 December 2012

Dizzy Blonde (Robinsons)

Dizzy Blonde (Robinsons)
Name: Dizzy Blonde
Label: "Golden Zesty Ale - Hop variety: Amarillo - Craft beers"
Brewery: Robinsons
ABV: 3.8%

Rating: "A refreshing golden ale packed full of Amarillo hops from across the pond. Dizzy Blonde started life as a summer seasonal beer but incredible success has allowed us to back it as one permanently available in our pubs and now in bottle. Nicknamed Peggy, she is a vibrant beer with a distinctive wild aromatic hop. Enjoy the spirit of innovation that comes with Robinsons Craft Beers."  Dizzy Blonde, great beer. Is the name a teeny tiny bit sexist nowadays maybe? I'll let you decide. Nothing compared to the game reviewed below though...

Game: Ok, I did it. I got rid of Duke Nukem Forever and I wasn't even halfway through. I couldn't take it anymore. I could no longer stomach the pathetic graphics, the stupid sexist 'jokes' and storyline, the abominable animation, even "The Dukes" voice started to sound like fingernails down a blackboard.  The final straw came soon after the classily named level "Duke Nukem's Titty City". Duke was trapped in a toilet, of which there are many for some reason. He picks up a turd out of the toilet, says something banal like, "Huh, that's disgusting - I'm a f*ckin' idiot, huh huh" and chucks it at the wall.  Oh, the hilarity of it all.  Nah, it wasn't for me, sorry... 2/10


Elderly Gamer said...

That turd has to be the lowest point of my gaming life...

( hangs head in shame.... )

On the bright side a couple of bottles and all will have been forgotten.... :)

Just gotta wash my hands first.. :(

Bickle77 said...

Yes, beer makes everything better again. Make haste and become cleansed!!