Label: "Brewed in Leicestershire"
Brewery: Everards
ABV: 3.8%
Rating: "This excellent session ale has won numerous awards over the years and it is easy to see why. Brewed using Maris Otter malt and Goldings, Fuggles and Challenger hops, it is hoppy with a dry finish which makes it irresistibly moreish." It's great stuff, I'm drinking this while controlling the Ever 'Ard Commander Shepard!
Game: The grim Reapers are here, quick run and hide! I've just started Mass Effect 3 and already I feel like all hope is lost! How can anyone survive the Reaper attack? They're just decimating every planet they land on, for pity's sake. As C-3PO would say, "We're doomed". All the species in the universe are surely going to be extinct within the next week or so. You may as well go and get a beer, you're going to be a Husk soon (while you're waiting, claim your free pint glass at www.everards.co.uk/freeglass). This is one of those games where if you're not playing it right now, you need to stop whatever you're doing and go and play it right now.
2 comments:
a husk!? but I'm Shepard.. they can't win....
...wait if I'm Shepard.. and your Shepard...
8( alternate universes....
No doubt this fine beer will assist us in working out which one of us is in the wrong universe...
Never forget the multiverse! Theres billions of Shepards kicking ass all over the place *whispers* theres even a female version of Shepard...! Who'd have thought??
So we Shepards can co-exist no problem, all with a pint of ale in one hand and a Scorpion Defensive Ordnance Pistol in the other. Just make sure the Shepards never meet in the same universe or everything explodes or something.
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