Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Sour Mash Brew (Jeremiah Weed)
Label: "The smoothest you'll ever have - Bold taste, smooth sippin' - Mr Jeremiah Weed, the original southern gentleman from Kentucky USA, proudly brings to you his sour mash brew."
Brewery: Jeremiah Weed
Rating: "Brewed with fruit alcohol, spirit & flavourings." Wow! I just found my new favourite drink! Is it even beer? I don't know and I don't care, I'm on my eighth pint already.
Game: Whilst I'm waiting for the 1.85GB of free Mass Effect 3 DLC to download, I'm playing Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes. Right, where to start. The series is great, this game stays true to the series as far as story, characters and visual style goes. All well and good then. But, and it's a big butt, why oh why make a platforming game where the platforming sections are so totally broken? Was there no-one at LucasArts brave enough to say "Hold on a minute, we can't release this, it's broke to shit"? Hello game testers? Were you on permanent cigarette breaks during development? Dear LucasArts, please hire me, let me test games for you. I am better than the testers you had on this particular 'project'.